Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
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