My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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