There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
whose parrot is this?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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