Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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