i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I currently don't understand fingers.
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