I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
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