on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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