I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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