you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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