How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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