i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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