You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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