Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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