Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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