Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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