I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Randomize
