just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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