I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We need to get me chipped asap
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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