fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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