I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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