Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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