erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Boobs speak an international language.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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