fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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