I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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