Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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