ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
