No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
vagina is talking i cant
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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