my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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