I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We had to coat check the pizza.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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