you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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