So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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