you guys were way drunker than both of me
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
