He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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