At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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