Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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