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his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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