Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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