Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I want to fling myself into the sun
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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