he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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