U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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