Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
