who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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