Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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