the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Houston, we have a squirter
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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