therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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