he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I will pee on everything he values.
Alive.
So much puke
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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