Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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