I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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