are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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