When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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