elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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