I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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