the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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