somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize