Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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