How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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