on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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