This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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