Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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